About: Momoe is a little orphaned dickgirl that I found in the wild and decided to raise as my own. She is a shy girl, but with a little bit of time I'm sure you'll grow to be good friends. That or you'll use her for sex. Either way makes her happy from what I've seen.
So I was having a nice time with Pedobear at the movies. Such a nice time that he invited me to his apartment. He had Barry White playing. I didn't know what was coming as he tried to unzip my pants and then began giving me fellatio. I was devastated so I pushed him away and ran off with my pants on my ankles. Luckily, only the landlord saw me and he was cool with it.
Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
A highly skilled elemental ninja faces off against the Tic Tac Toe Champion of 2004. See the skills exhibited by a master of the true kage, against the mental prowess of a master of Tic Tac Toe. Who will win this epic battle?
The Earth is being invaded by aliens who want all the Earth's pop music to themselves. The only thing stopping them from killing every single person here on this planet is a force known as the Beat Angels. Who will win? The Beat Angels or the alien forces? Only time can tell.
Very early and shitty material. Still probably better than other things, but really only for people who've become so obsessed with me that they need to consume piece of shit I was ever part of.
Apparently some people think that because we use the same e-mail address, computer, and internet connection means that Goddess of Gay is me. This will set the record straight, (ignore the not so clever acronym, please.)
